Kaiser

Team Mascot

My name is Kaiser and I’m the SEO Premier Team Mascot which means my days generally include distracting my colleagues, eating and sleeping.

What’s your morning ritual to set you up for a productive day?
Every good day starts with a long wee followed by a big drink, so that I can get the cycle started nice and early.

Your favourite thing about your job is…
Getting to go for walks and playing fetch, which typically means throwing the ball once and then being chased for several minutes because I don’t like giving the ball back. I’m also highly motivated by belly scratches and being told I’m a good boy, and I remind the team of that every day.

Where do you want to be in five years? 
We talking human years or dog years? Either way, hopefully exactly where I am right now! I worked hard the first few months of my life forcing everyone to love me, now that I’ve laid those foundations I plan to live comfortably for the next hundred years or so.

What’s your favourite way to unwind after a killer week at work?
I find the best way to unwind is to use all my excess energy yelling at anything that walks past the window; it’s a great release and I’m surprised humans don’t do it too.

How did you get to where you are now at SEO Premier?
One of the humans who sleeps at my house has worked at SEO Premier since before I was born, which has always surprised me because what purpose was there to life before I arrived? Anyway, he tells me that he works to keep my food bowl full and to buy me new toys (I have a habit of eating them).

If you could have any other job what would it be?
If criminals tasted like bacon then I think I’d make a great Police dog, and I also think I’d be good as a tour guide showing people the places I’ve marked my territory.